Emily's Page*

Orientation:

Bi

Gender:

Femme

Race:

Other

City:

Rome

State:

New York

Status:

In a Relationship

Website:

http://www.myspace.com/emilycowjayne

About Me:

HAY!

MY name is Emily Suzette Flower Jessica Tangerine Butterfly. IF youre confused about that name dont worry- I was a love child. I am really nice and out going and i love to sit out in the field and eat grass. OH! I must have forgot to mention i am a 6000 pound bovine. I have four legs, a vagina, twelve teats that squirt milk on command (the gf loves that one)
and i also have black spots.
I am 2% gay and 98% amish. I love to eat moonpies and funions, you know, the chips that taste like onions? Yeah, fucking love those.
If I could fuck another animal it would be a whale. Dont ask.
Cows aspire a lot. We have dreams to.
WERE NOT JUST STUPID BOVINES THAT GET SLAUGHTERED EVERY DAY TO BECOME BURGERS AT YOUR LOCAL BURGER KING...i mean we are...but there is so much more to us than meets the eye.
For one thing, did you KNOW THAT WE CAN CRUSH A MANS HAND WITH OUR VAGINAS? bet you didnt know that. were so talented but no one has bothered to find this out.
I am going to spend my life helping the children at my "center for kids who cant read good and want to know how to do other things good too." school. I really want to make a difference.

in my free time I like to make fun of Hailey. Especially since Hailey has very low self esteem and i dont care that talking to me makes her want to throw herself in front of a herd of stampeding buffalos.
If it wasn't for Hailey, Cat, Wrae, Dee, Sherry and Hayden I would probably be the craziest bitch ever. But because of Hailey I have learned to grow and realize that CUNTS do EXIST...God what would I do without such a CUNT....


BUT REALLY...i am sweet and caring and I really enjoy talking to people. Provided that they have a snickers bar in their hand. If you dont have food while youre talking to me i kind of lose interest after about five seconds.

Oh and i really am the LOVE GURU.

Music:

I mostly listen to buddist chanting on my ipod but on occasion i have been known to listen to kenny g, Jewel, Brittney Spears, Justin Timberlake, William Hung, and Eiffel 65.

My favorite song is Hey Jude by the beatles.



Hailey is a cunt.

Television:

who needs tv when you have me and hailey and cat and hayden and dee and sherry.... oh and my lovely wife Wrae :)

But in case my merry band of cohorts mentioned above arent around to keep me entertained

I watch the Spice channel on TV, Iron Chef, Power Puff Girls, Ghost Hunters, I love Lucy, Hannah Montana, Thats so Raven and I LOVE LOVE ALL the asian animated TV shows. I have epilepsy from watching them and im on medication for it but that still doesnt stop me!
i also watch save by the bell because i have a crush on screech.
that mop of hair gets me going wild!